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Joke of the Day

"""Wow, that's great!"" ~ Me, not paying attention, and hoping you didn't just tell me your Grandma died."

"Hungarian mom yells at her son: ""Take off your underwear... ...and put it back on properly: Yellow front, brown back."""

"Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet."

"I just walked in on my manager vigorously masturbating. He told me to stop vigorously masturbating and get the hell out of his office."

"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children? Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel.."

"A man is drunk outside a bar Suddenly he starts beating up a nun walking by. Two bystanders pull him off the battered nun and the drunk yells ""you ain't so tuff now are you batman!"""

"I overheard an extremely perverted frog at the pond yesterday. Kept saying ""rubbit"""

"This thread is literally cancer But just like cancer, it grows on you"

"Can Mississippi wear Delaware's New Jersey? I don't know but Alaska."

"What the difference between woman and man? A man has always the same penis between his legs."