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Joke of the Day

"8 friends share a pizza. Why did one friend not get any? He didn't get his fair share: one over eight."

"What do philosophical dolphins say? What's the porpoise?"

"What's the difference between a Taliban training camp and a Pakistani wedding? I don't know. I just fly the drone."

"Longest Joke ever Loading..."

"My friend has a habit of dropping things. It's getting out of hand."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog."

"""But I can't conquer China, it's way too big..."" Now Genghis, what do I always say? *Sighs* ""I'm Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khan't"""

"Boss: Are you high? Me: If I was high could I do this? B: What? You aren't doing anything M: sorry I'm super high. What was the question?"

"With my luck, I bet if I was homeless, I'd probably end up with the shopping cart with the fucked up wheel."

"Why shouldn't you make jokes about dwarves giving fellatio? It's a bit of a low blow..."