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Joke of the Day
"Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think."
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"Most hookers don't give a fuck because it's much more profitable to sell a fuck."
"LPT: Microwave your spoon first to make scooping out ice cream easier. It warms up the spoon and makes the process less frustrating."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist says, ""Well... I can clearly see your nuts""."
"What do you call a short, round-bellied Salarian? Mordin Volus"
"Chicken Pot Pie sounds like a delicious 3 course meal."
"Somebody just said ""good morning"" to me in the elevator. Stare at the buttons like everyone else, asshole."
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"*maintains eye contact while checking 'Dating Librarians For Dummies' out from the library."
"""You give me one leather jacket, I invest it, then give you back TWO leather jackets!"" - Fonzi Scheme"