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Joke of the Day

"I farted on the train and 4 people turned around. Felt like I was on The Voice. (Not an original joke)"

"When Moses came down with the Commandments, It was the greatest Retweet in History."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bronte ! Bronte who ? Bronte of the blow !"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them."

"Thought I saw Shaggy at What-a-burger this morning...... But, ""It Wasn't him""."

"Australians don't have sex. ... Australians mate"

"My jokes are like cancer Only my dad gets it."

"How many dead hookers in a basement does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than four, because it's still dark as fuck in here."

"My birth certificate was a letter of apology that my dad got from the condom company..."

"Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns? They promised freaky fast delivery"