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Joke of the Day

"I discovered a joke that no one in r/funny has ever heard ..? The joke is That pirates like the letters C and R"

"What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family"

"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office covered head to toe in cellophane. The psychiatrist says, ""Sir, I can clearly see you're nuts."""

"What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains? A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)"

"A constipated man walks into the doctors office. The doctor tells him he's full of shit."

"Why is the robot good at one night stands? Because he nuts and bolts."

"Quick! Does anyone know how I can get red wine off of my date's white cat?!"

"Ninety percent of being a dog is not realizing your own tail is your own tail."

"I asked my girlfriend to try anal, She got all butthurt."

"Let's play hide and sex. I mean seek. Damn it. Seek. Unless you're okay with hide and sex. I'll meet you in the hall closet in one minute."