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Joke of the Day
"Why could'nt one cat impregnate the other cat?? Its because they're both pussies!!"
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"What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia? An offer you can't understand."
"*wears a tuxedo tshirt to interview as a joke* McDonald's Manager: Oh wow, are you from corporate?"
"What were the Kamikaze Pilot's last words? ""Watch this cause i'll only do it once."""
"A baby seal walks into a bar... ... and says,""I'll have anything but a Canadian Club."""
"Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside."
"WOMEN Woo men."
"""Time is of the essence"" Twitter: Hahaha nope"
"What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces? A bird watcher."
"So how was the tourettes convention? SHIT"