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Joke of the Day
"Why could'nt one cat impregnate the other cat?? Its because they're both pussies!!"
Next Joke
"Be honest, do you think I could pull off tax evasion, or is it only cool when rich people do it?"
"Where would be a good place to find 25 million north korean jokes? In north korea itself."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide"
"Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water? Because these colors don't run."
"Can you imagine if none of the midwives showed up for a birth? That would be a midwife crisis"
"What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship? Imsosaurus!"
"I hate babies when they are crying. I hate people who love babies & think babies are cute. I hate grown up babies who make more babies."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... In the kitchen."
"my doctor refuses to fight me and i think it's cause he saw how i barely cried during my flu shot"