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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces? A bird watcher."
Next Joke
"Everyone hates their job until someone brings cupcakes in."
"History Trivia: In many photographs of Hitler,a golden retriever wearing a Nazi uniform can be seen. This is notorious war criminal Herr Bud"
"What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? It breaks the ice...Hi, i'm (insert name)"
"Wife: You're shirtless? *nods* W: And covered in...oil? -Well, you know how you always say I never glisten? W: Listen. You never listen. -Oh"
"Hate it when a mum automatically assumes their baby is hungry when they cry. Maybe they're crying for a stable economy. YOU DON'T KNOW!"
"Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them."
"Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."
"Strippers won't tell you their real names for privacy, But they'll show you their buttholes for $5"
"A Jewish boy asked his father to borrow fifty dollars... ""Forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"""