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Joke of the Day

"I can't come into work. I opened a cursed sarcophagus and now I gotta put a pharaoh's soul to rest. I DUNNO, TAD, I'LL PROBABLY BE IN MONDAY"

"Had some mushrooms this morning. Breakfast of Champignons."

"Hey girl, do your breasts have an agent? 'Cuz I'd like to handle them."

"Doctor Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!"

"While George Bush was in office... he was informed of the death of three Brazilians in a plane crash. He replied 'Oh that's horrible, just awful....... How many's a brazilian?'"

"What's the difference between god and pilots? God doesn't think he's a pilot."

"Why does nobody like Tigger? Because he plays with Pooh."

"Name the pig's favorite Shakespeare play. Hamlet."

"I fell in the mud. And took a shower right after!"

"What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow? A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?"