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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!"
Next Joke
"Are you ever going to use those Styrofoam plates? No, they're not biodegradable. Well throw them away then!"
"A maybe original one-liner ""I put blood, sweat, and tears into my work,"" said the disgusting bartender."
"I still remember my grandfathers last words to me ""stop shaking the ladder, you little shit!"""
"Fuck. Was just recorded by the google earth car. Just to be clear, I was jerking off NEAR pigeons, not TO them."
"Starting to think the frog dissection skills I learned in high school are never going to pay off."
"What is something that cannot lift off the ground? Your career"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Ye'd think it was R, but his first love be the C."
"What did Iocaste say to Oedipus when he dropped his plate? ""You dumb motherfucker!"""
"If you were to second guess your decision to book some time to visit an Indian community... that would be a ""reservation reservation reservation"" ~ Brian Regan"