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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!"

"What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel? I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing."

"Got my dad today nope nevermind, he ran away again"

"Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions ? Because there is no try."

"Where would you take a ghost for lunch? Pizza Haunt!"

"What does a Chihuahua play basketball with? A tennis ball!"

"Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking? Because all those men already have boyfriends."

"If history is written by the victors... ...then who writes French history textbooks?"

"I'm going to go out on a limb here and fall off obviously."

"I don't drink water, unless it's been through a brewery first."