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Joke of the Day
"Kmart always smells like if Walmart was found dead in its apartment after three days."
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"What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil? Popeye's knob."
"Taking the lives away from 12 baby chicks. Bought an egg carton at the grocery store..."
"""prepare for battle"" they said Yet they didnt prepare themselves"
"What's the difference between Pastor Maldonado and a bus driver? One is a highly skilled professional driver, and the other is in Formula 1."
"What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater? Three brunettes trying to burn it down."
"Just burnt my Hawaiian pizza... Guess I should've put it on aloha temperature."
"What pillar doesn't need holding up ? A caterpillar !"
"""Can I maim myself with it?"" - my toddler's mental checklist before deciding to play with something"
"Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those ""evolutionary things"" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink."