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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain? A masochrist."

"I wish scientists could make us as indestructible as cartoons. I've got a list of people I'd like to drop an anvil on."

"What do a brick and I have in common? We both get laid by hand."

"At this point, a phone book is just a list of people who recently died in their homes before cancelling their landline."

"A wise man once said... Man who fish in other mans well catch many crabs."

"In a primary school... The teacher asks students to draw female reproductive system. A girl in the class puts her head down out of shyness. A boy looks at her and exclaims ""Ma'am she's copying!""."

"I lost my job. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me Why? What did he say? ""you're fired"""

"Humility is one of those things you can't really brag about having."

"My Math teacher asked me if I have learnt about angles yeah, to a degree"

"One of the funniest jokes on reddit. /r/atheism"