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Joke of the Day

"Everyone on a flight is technically a flight attendant"

"Why shouldn't you put extra lettuce on your BLT? Because then you won't be able to fit into your B-E-L-T! killme.jpg"

"How do you catch a wild bra? Set a booby trap."

"Why are school shooters more likely to be white people? White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood."

"I can never be a fan of Negative People... Squarely rooting for them is simply... Imaginary."

"How do you keep a idiot occupied? I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer."

"I wondered why the train was getting bigger... then it hit me"

"Ninety percent of being an accountant is fighting off the babes..."

"My GF arrives in town next week. I'm so excited! I just hope that all the tension w/ Russia doesn't make U.S. immigration hold up the mail."

"What's the difference between between a pizza and a black person? A Pizza can feed a family of four *Still courtesy of my Comrade Ivo*"