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Joke of the Day

"Why is Forrest Gump as a young boy without his leg braces like a Samurai without a master? Because everywhere he went, he was Ronin! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'll see myself out..."

"What are the people from the country Lesbia called? Lesbians"

"Knock Knock Whos there Daisy Daisy who Daisy me rollin they hatin"

"A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair"

"Incontinence Hotline Could you hold, please?"

"RIP evaporating water. You will be mist."

"I bought the wrong kind of compass. Now I'm lost in the middle of nowhere drawing perfect circles."

"Commandment XI: There Shall Be No Boner Sound Other Than ""Boioioioioioing"""

"There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini"

"Cam Newton has been fitted with a GoPro strapped to his leg for the Super Bowl, sponsored by a canned meat company. It's called the Spam Cam Newton Gam Cam"