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Joke of the Day

"Bee jokes, courtesy of my niece (age 8). What did the bee use to dry off after swimming? A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles? A honeycomb."

"What do you call a fat person with a flat butt? A hipobottomless"

"How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac? They use Force quit."

"What's the worst part about fucking your grandma? Banging your head on the coffin lid."

"I hear crowded elevators smell different to midgets it's because of all the assholes"

"Beethoven hyping the crowd. Beethoven: YOU WANNA HEAR A SYMPHONY? *crowd cheers* Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

"!false It's funny because it's true"

"T he bes thin gabou tTCPfl owcontr oljokesi sthatthey knowwhento backo ff...."

"This termite walks into a bar... And says ""Where's the bar tender?"

"Son, there's the house where I grew up. And I bought a Playstation at that Best Buy in 1996. Well, that's pretty much the tour"