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Joke of the Day
"Whoever snuck the s in ""fast food"" is a clever little b@stard."
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"I personally think that Halloween should be moved To November 8 (it'll be more scary)"
"What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny? an anti-joke."
"Ouija boards are officially obsolete, now that the dead can read messages addressed to them on Facebook."
"What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips? Plato Nachos"
"Why did the dolphin get a fair trial? Because Habeas Porpoise."
"So I went to a stable for a self confidence boost I found myself surrounded by a bunch of neigh-sayers."
"Instead of throwing the first pitch, it'd be fun if Presidents had to quarterback the first play of a football game."
"What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool? Your girlfriend."
"what a compliment by husband../ Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""