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Joke of the Day
"What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool? Your girlfriend."
Next Joke
"Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo? Because he felt like IT"
"Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep."
"Why are black people tall? Because their knee grows."
""" I am not Acting"" Me: (talking random shit to my friend) Friend: ""Stop acting stupid"" Me: "" I am not Acting"""
"What do bad photographs and the Irish famine have in common? Potato quality"
"HP Lovecraft walks into a barn... ...A horse looks at him and says, ""Why the long face?"""
"Dark humour is a lot like food Not everyone gets it"
"Who's Becky, Stan? She's just a country!"
"what do you call a 9 year old african boy crying on his knees Midlife crisis"