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Joke of the Day
"He died doing what he loved, trying to use a hammerhead shark for carpentry"
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"""Are you pulling my leg?"" ""No, why?"" ""It just dropped off."" ""Well, don't wake it up."""
"Chinese parents give birth to girl [removed] Source: im a chinaman Edit: im a chinaman"
"I don't understand how God can have Ten Commandments for the whole world, and my wife can have 152 just for our house."
"Nerdy financial humor. You have been warned. I started showing more interest in one of my investments. It appreciated it."
"My girlfriend always likes to pretend to be 14 when we have sex... I don't know why, she'll be 14 in a couple years anyway."
"Why did the Mexican food go to counseling? It wanted to taco bout his feelings"
"Two nuns walk into a bar... The third one ducks."
"What did Data find in Picard's gym sock? The Next Generation"
"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot... ...It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."