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Joke of the Day
"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride a bike?"
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"Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks."
"Just recently I fucked a girl for an hour Thanks daylight savings!"
"Apparently, using a french fry and an onion ring to simulate how I wanted the rest of the evening to go wasn't the most romantic move ever."
"Heard Prince changed his name... ...to, ""The Artist Formerly known as Alive""."
"A model citizen is just like a regular citizen that doesn't eat."
"""Raccoons""? Oh, you mean garbage pandas?"
"What is the difference between Vinod Khosla and Rajat Gupta Vinod khosla made his money in information technology while Rajat Gupta made his money by selling information with the help of technology"
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office... ... Wearing nothing but cellophane pants. The doc says, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"A Blackjack dealer is arrested for pedophilia... He will hit on anything 16 and under."