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Joke of the Day
"What did one ox say to another ox? A yoke."
Next Joke
"What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi I'll let myself out now."
"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, ""Sorry we don't serve food here."""
"Welcome to the Alzheimer's information support page... ...please enter your 17 digit password."
"Someone called me lazy today, I almost replied"
"Glee has ruined that word for me"
"Drop a ring pop in front of him. If he picks it up and hands it back to you... Congratulations! You're engaged."
"Why do Black People hate country music? Because when they hear ""Hoe Down"" they think their sister got shot."
"Another day done. Time to kick back and second-guess every social interaction I had at work."
"What do you call a girl with one leg. Eileen."