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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix a penis with a potato? A dick-tater"
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"Condoms are really counterproductive."
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"Bowtie pasta is the most handsome of all the pastas."
"(From my 7 year old) Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon? Because she'll just let it go."
"I like to tell the bad joke about condescending so I can overexplain it in simple terms."
"What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside? Edward Snowed-in!"