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Joke of the Day
"Bowtie pasta is the most handsome of all the pastas."
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"[Opens a beer at the park] ""Dude. There's kids here."" Oh shit how rude of me. [turns] IF YOU KIDS WANT SOME BEERS THEYRE IN THE COOLER"
"What's in the middle of girls' legs? Their knee."
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"Whats white and salty? Salt."
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