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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone with a large head? The headmaster."
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"It's not fair how teenagers today can avoid social interaction with family by staring at their phones I had to show my contempt by grunting"
"My husband thinks The Bachelor show is fake, they're all there to be actors, and that it's total bullshit. Then he turned to wrestling."
"Twitterzoned (by Kevin L. Schwartz) Is ""Twitterzoning"" a thing? ""You're okay as a Twitter friend, but let's not get all Facebook about this."" You've been Twitterzoned."
"When your friends start with the Dead Baby jokes, hit them with this (NSFW): How do you blend a baby? Feet first so you can cum in its mouth as it screams."
"My Dad's Joke How do you get herpes of the eye ball? Looking for love in all the wrong places."
"I like my women like I like my cheese Aged."
"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologise"" mean the same thing...except when you're at a funeral."
"I told my wife I was going to the toilet. She said, ""Don't forget to spray."" Now there's piss everywhere."
"Imagine how frustrating it would be if Tic-Tacs were individually wrapped."