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Joke of the Day

"Why did the ram run off the cliff? ...He didn't see the ewe turn! .>_<."

"Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper? Because he rarely shaved the balls."

"Me: [sneaks off to lay by pool cuz kids are finally playing] 7yo: HERE I AM MOMMY SO YOU DON'T HAFTA BE ALONE Me: [sigh] Thanks bud."

"What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy? I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point"

"How does every racist joke start? *Looks around the immediate area*"

"I won the local hot dog eating contest and didn't even know I was competing."

"Fun Fact: If you hear small kids running around laughing hysterically, within 2 min. at least one will be on the floor crying hysterically."

"What does The Lion King have a lot of? Simbalism"

"What's red and fucks old ladies? Me, in my lucky red jacket."

"You call them ""cuss words""... I call them ""sentence enhancers""."