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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish a race."
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"We all know how Bill cheated on Hillary with Monica Lewinsky. Well, did you hear that Hillary cheated on Bill with somebody named Ben Ghazi?"
"What do you call a musician Trump supporter? A Trump-et"
"Drake the type of nigga to get a wanted star in Grand Theft Auto, drive to the police station and turn himself in."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ? Anderson and daughter came too !"
"Appalachian Dictionary Virgin: (noun) - A 12 year old girl that can run faster than her brother."
"If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died what would they put on his coffin? A lid."
"I heard a great HIPAA joke yesterday But I can't tell you !"
"How do you clean a condom? Turn it inside-out and shake the fuck out of it."
"A blind prostitute is giving a guy a handjob... ...And she says ""Wow this is the biggest dick I've ever been with!"" And the guy goes ""Nah, you're just pulling my leg."""