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Joke of the Day
"How do you clean a condom? Turn it inside-out and shake the fuck out of it."
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"Every woman has an inbox. She carries it with her just in case she gets male."
"Dasher, dancer, prancer, and vixen. The four stages of Bruce Jenner."
"""Awwww, that is so sweet! I think you're outstanding too!"" me, to the collection agency"
"why does a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer? she can clean her crack and sell it again"
"You Tolkien to me?!"" - Hobbit de Niro."
"What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common? They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it."
"What is the difference between a camera and a sock? One holds photos The other holds five"
"According to my current parking spot, I'm Chief of Police."
"A cop, a hooker, a priest and a clown...... A cop, a hooker, a priest and a clown walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and replies, ""What.......is this some kind of Joke?"""