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Joke of the Day

"If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? No, because trees can't talk."

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"Read aloud I have a soft spot for damsels in disdress. What dress? Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*"
"What do buzzards in Kansas eat? Carrion, my wayward son."
"I just found out that ""Birdman"" has nothing to do with Hawkeye, and now I want to see it."
"Teacher: In music if ""f"" means ""forte"" what does ""ff"" mean ? Pupil: Eighty"
"Dad Joins Facebook DAD: Joined facebook Kids Status Update: DAD on facebook WTF!! DAD Commented: What is WTF? Kid Replied To Him: WELCOME TO FACEBOOK"
"my drafts folder is a lot like all of my exes. they totally made sense in my head at the time, but now I cringe when I look at them."
"i look like i'm trying to get water out of my ears when i dance"
"Accidentally deleted an invitation to join LinkedIn from a friend. I doubt I'll ever get an opportunity like that again."
"Why'd the seaman cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock that day."