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Joke of the Day

"Why do pirates love Playboy Magazine? You'd think it's for the booty, but they really read it for the arrrticles."

"This joke is funny only today. Knock, knock. Who's there? Open. Open who? Open SSL."

"**mass text** Girl, you know you're the only one."

"I haven't gotten laid all year and its not even 2017 yet"

"once tom cruise and will smith bumped into each other.. and this is how online scams get your attention"

"If you crossed King Kong and a bell what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong."

"The Somalian Olympics team has just apologised The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologised to the Olympic Committee after realising that sailing and shooting were 2 separate events!!"

"What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me I'm going in."

"A boy is walking in the forest with a pedophile ""This forest is really scary,"" says the boy. ""Tell me about it,"" replies the pedophile. ""And I have to walk outta here alone!"""

"I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night...he hypnotized 7 guys...then dropped the mic on his foot and yelled*F@CK ME*...what happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life..."