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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Jewish kamikaze pilot? He crashed his plane into his brother's scrap yard."

"What if the Daleks start eating an apple a day"

"What goes in hard and comes out soft and sticky? Gum."

"I asked my soap who it voted for, it said... I'd lather not say! note: This one came to me in the shower just now, gotta go back in now. Oh, the irony! I think. ~Skip"

"What do you call a stupid, ugly, fat cow that gives birth to idiots that don't know when their own mother is being insulted? Your mom."

"Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally."

"I Wanted To Buy A Samsung Galaxy... But they only come in Fire Red."

"Who granted the fish's wish? Fairy codmother"

"How has sound technology come so far & yet the McDonalds drive-thru still sounds like someone is farting into a walkie-talkie."

"I drank too much water I'm going to pee for it later."