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Joke of the Day

"I have a good joke. Say ""Knock knock."""

"Want to here a word I just made up? Plagiarism."

"I'm emotionally constipated... Haven't given a shit in days."

"Frank says to Bob: ""I saw some Grees down by the river. We should go insult them."" Bob replies: ""Frank, you know I'd never diss a Gree with you."""

"I'd like to see a world without plagiarism You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."

"My favorite thing about all the people waiting in line for the new iPhones is for those hours the rest of the world is a better place."

"somewhere two teens in a love triangle are saying ""she faves you, but she RTs me"" to one another"

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"I'd hate to be Rock, and have to come home and explain to my kids how I got beat by Paper."

"I'm sick and tired of people telling me to turn off lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I killed a cyclist."