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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ? You drop it on her twice."
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"My son just asked me if cats can have babies when they aren't married and I told him yes, but I honestly don't know."
"What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist? Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned."
"Circumcision jokes are.... ....pointless."
"What do you call a redneck with two sheep? A Pimp"
"There's a faggot in the trunk of my car. There were too many sticks in my front yard, so I'm dumping them in the woods."
"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes -WHAM!- ""FUCK!"" A bad skydiver goes ""FUCK!"" -WHAM!-"
"When I get in an elevator, before I press a button I look at everyone inside and say ""Are you ready to take this sh*t to a whole new level?"""
"Me: That tree is impeckable ""Don't you mean impeccable?"" *cut to woodpecker with a broken beak* Me: No. Also how did you pick up on that?"
"Was on a date with this girl and she asked me if I would tell her my Reddit username, so I did. My face still hurts."