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Joke of the Day
"Someone in America gets raped once every 56 seconds... ...and I feel just awful for her."
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"Trump's what you'd get if you poured a pot of glue, some glitter & a dog turd into your Build Your Own Hitler Kit and gave it a good shake."
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because if they did they would be Bagels"
"I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Girls Without a penis"
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat ? The wheelchair!"
"Office morale has increased noticeably since we put a tarp over Dave's body"
"What has no legs but stands firm?? My dick"
"I never scrape my back window so when I back out of parking spots I let Jesus decide if I'm gonna kill anyone"
"[wedding reception] DAVE IS HAVIN A SEIZURE Paramedic: How long has he been having convulsions? IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING"
"I was looking for a lighter on amazon... But they only had 112.422 matches."