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Joke of the Day
"They asked if I wear boxers or briefs.... Depends"
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"I swear if I hear Uptown Funk one more time... I will smash my radio. Don't believe me? Just watch"
"[getting car jacked] umm i know i'm supposed to resist and all but if we don't cooperate we're both gonna miss McDonalds breakfast so hop in"
"Usain Bolt its so fast when he misses the bus He just waits at the next stop"
"Did you hear about the guy who taught a group of dung beetles to play baseball? Yup, and thats just the bug inning."
"Today a man knocked on my door And asked for a donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
"Nobody uses DVDs. Most of em' use Torrents. Hence DVD Rip"
"The handicap parking at the special olympics must be insane"
"i love how flies rub their hands together like little criminals"
"BREAKING NEWS: A man breaks two ribs while laying in bed! ...and we'll return after this short commercial with more on how a man attempted to suck his own penis!"