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Joke of the Day
"Why are gay guys always butthurt? Oh yeah."
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"23% of traffic accidents involve cell phone use, but 77% do NOT involve cell phone use. Statistics don't lie. It's safer to use your phone."
"Why couldn't Kim Kardashian see Caitlyn Jenner? Because she was trans-parent."
"""Your lifeguard resume is just a pic of David Hasselhoff"" I feel it says all u need to know about me ""He's drunk with a cheeseburger"" Yes"
"If you get your phone wet, put it in a bag of rice overnight Eventually an Asian will come and fix it"
"What is the difference between a middle school boy and a high school boy? The middle school boy just wants to snatch a kiss."
"Where do muslim terrorists go when they die? INTO BUILDINGS"
"How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question? [removed]"
"My subaru wasn't working. How awd."
"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the finest ingredients, *asshole*."