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Joke of the Day

"If Clinton wins the election... There'll be another Bush in the White House"

"You can eat all the Curry you want... Freddie is eating more Curry! Sorry"

"You know at first, I didn't like the mold I found on my skin. But then it started to grow on me."

"Deer What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea What do you call a deer with no legs no eyes and no dick? Still no fucking ides"

"In my youth, there was no ""snapschapts"". If you liked a young lady, you'd draw a proper picture of your genitals and send it to her parents."

"[2016, cincinnati zoo. boy falls into the enclosure] other gorilla: something brought a boy to the yard harambe [making a milkshake]: SHIT"

"I fired my masseur today. He just rubbed me the wrong way."

"I'm still a virgin because I'm waiting for someone special. I have a retard fetish."

"What is Forest Gump's password? 1forest1"

"What do you call a mix Mexican-Jamaican rock climber? A caribeaner."