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Joke of the Day

"What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common? It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap."

"I have one of those unlimited cell phone plans. There's no limit to how much they can charge me."

"""If I write something completely creepy under a girl's Facebook photo, maybe it WON'T be creepy if I end it with 'lol.'"" -guy logic"

"You're psychiatrist's opinion about your social media habits don't count if he has less followers than you."

"Why is yoda a bad navigator? ""are we going the right way?"" Yoda: ""Off course, we are"""

"Boss left his email open. Me: *looks around, send email to district manager ""i love you"" Now we wait"

"If you're a Mormon, and you have a mom, and you haven't been referring to her exclusively as Mitt Momney...then why the hell are you Mormon?"

"So /r/cringepics posted something actually cringeworthy."

"A man was arrested today for masturbating on a subway. Apparently, it's a crime to be metrosexual."

"I was gonna tell a Holocaust joke but I ran out of gas."