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Joke of the Day

"What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common? It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap."

"A doctor reaches into his smock to get a pen to write a prescription and pulls out a rectal thermometer. ""Oh, damn it,"" he proclaims, ""Some asshole has my pen"

"Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? Because there's a Target around every corner."

"What is a trailer park's favorite game? Twister"

"What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out? Oven mitts."

"Why did the hospital put all of their gynecologists on salary? Because the ova time was killing them."

"Question: What's the major cause of divorce? Answer: Once is not enough."

"Somebody stole my mood ring today. I don't know how I feel about that."

"A virgin nun gets pregnant.... And she's sure it's not a miracle pregnancy so she bursts into the priests chambers and yells out ""which of you fuckers has been wanking on the candles?"""

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Shock Therapy Barbie ...car battery and wires included"