79340

Joke of the Day

"I used to be really interested in drilling holes Now I just find it boring."

"I'm not racist. I just have a problem with people's tone."

"Who the friggin hell buys a cat? There are cats everywhere. You just let one into your home and it becomes your cat."

"Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn't get arrays... edit: After googling I found out this joke already existed :|"

"Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey? Because he was black."

"For the past month I have woken up to find hundreds of flowers with no heads all over my doorstep, garden and drive. I think I'm being stalked"

"My friends are taking me to a restaurant called DogHouse ""Is that a Korean place?"""

"*couple's marriage begins to fall apart* *marriage counselor blows on them like an N64 cartridge* Okay how about now"

"Five out of six people are okay with Russian Roulette... ... The sixth one loves it to death."

"If the Charleston killer had been playing Call Of Duty... ...he would have 9 to 0 racial"