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Joke of the Day

"Gotta love those girls in department stores wearing lab coats--taking time away from their experiments to help women out with their makeup."

"Give a Nigerian a fish he'll eat for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince and start e-mailing people."

"Walked in for bread, walked out with 6 bottles of wine. Now we're having communion for dinner."

"That awkward moment when your stormtrooper army loses a battle to a bunch of teddy bears with sticks and stones."

"When i apply to the job... Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: Well, I've always been really passionate about not starving to death."

"What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets"

"What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house? Cinnamon Ghost Crunch"

"What do you call a time traveler who masturbated in the future? A blast from the past."

"My stalker just threatened to kill herself if I didn't love her back. It's nice when problems resolve themselves like that.;-)"

"Anyone watch story on the news about the corduroy pillows? It's making all the headlines."