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Joke of the Day

"No one is more excited for today than Michael J. Fox... He's been shaking with anticipation for the last 25 years."

"The acting in Gilmore Girls"

"Wanna watch Netflix in H? I'll give you the D later."

"My favorite Skrillex song is the one where he drops a spoon into the garbage disposal and steps on a cat's tail."

"Why the hate for necromancers?T They're just trying to raise a family."

"It costs more to make a penny than a penny is actually worth. I don't get, why do we make the penny? It doesn't make any cents. Thanks, I'm here all night."

"How many moles are in a guacamole? Avacado's number."

"I just realized something about how I browse Reddit"

"If Bruce Jenner is a woman then Eminem is black. Since when does having boobs make you a woman? If that was the case all women that lost their boobs to breast cancer are now dudes."

"What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse."