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Joke of the Day
"Titanic be like ""I nominate all passengers for the ice bucket challenge!"""
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"Yo mama so old.. when she was young the hottest boygroup was Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John."
"I've got my first Gamblers Anonymous meeting tomorrow."
"What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl? Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed."
"[Jr. Biology class, girls in jumpsuits burst in] OK, who's ready for fun? We're The Photosynthesisters & we're gonna talk 2 U about PLANTS!"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Aren't you glad I didn't say banana?"
"I like my women how I like my buscuits Covered in semen."
"Why don't they allow computers in prison? Is it because of the escape button? I think it's because of the escape button."
"boy: i wished girls liked sports girl: i like sports boy: oh yeah name the blood type of the seahawks coach from the 1990s"
"Recycling Adult Toys ""One man's trash is another man's pleasure!"""