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Joke of the Day
"USA to Russia:"" What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner? ""Turkey"""
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"My drug dealer just bought me a new pair of sneakers for Christmas I can't tell what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day"
"A man comes into the doctor's office the doctor says: ""Clean that up yourself."""
"Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship? Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D ^(I feel dirty)"
"If you see a woman holding Fifty Shades of Grey, smile and say ""congratulations on your first book!"""
"My boyfriend isn't allowed to break up with me. You wanna see other people? Look out the window."
"Science Joke :) Two scientists walk into a bar. Bartender: So what would you two like? Scientist 1: I'll have some H2O. Scientist 2: I'll have some H2O too. (H2O2)"
"You're the Thelma to my Louise. The Ben to my Jerry. The Kanye to my Kanye."
".@Beyonce can you feed my turtles while I'm on vacation"
"Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dre"