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Joke of the Day
"Knock-knock"
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"Two nuclear explosions occur next to each other. ""You're way too close to me"" says nuke #1. ""I'm Feynman"" says the other."
"Me: you can't just be pretty. You have to be smart too! 8: But mom, you're pretty. Me: Awe thank......wait what?"
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No ideer."
"I'm a fighter not a lover I'd rather beat guys off than love them"
"My sense of humor is so dark that my grandmother would have been very unhappy if my sister went on a date with it."
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and it's always down the chimney."
"My teacher asked me to turn in my essay. Pero no soy un rata."
"My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead."
"What's worse than missing your bus in the morning The Holocaust"