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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No ideer."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ""BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!"" -Gordon Ramsay"
"I've just noticed my wife is wearing her sexy underwear. This can only mean one thing She's behind with the washing."
"Three men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Three ducks walk into a bar. The fourth one humans."
"What do you say when you walk in on an East Indian woman dressing? Sari!"
"What did the Brontosaurus say to the Stegosaurus? ""Get Jurassic over here!"""
"Woman: ""All men want from us is sex."" Man: ""We like to eat too"""
"Me: My tarot cards say that you're going to be in pain soon. Him: Ha! My Magic 8 Ball said No. *hurls Magic 8 Ball at him* Him: Ouch!"
"Now I don't know if this is racist but a black guy walks into a bar.... The barman goes 'wow where'd you get that?' To which the parrot goes 'Africa'"
"Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face."