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Joke of the Day

"Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition.. ...And later discovered that he had seriously misunderstood the objective."

"Why don't they call the Batman film ""The White Knight"" instead of ""The Dark Knight""? Because no one would care that he died."

"If you factor in ""supply and demand""... she DOES NOT want the D. There is so much D trying to go around, not even the alphabet wants the D."

"What do you call a symphony of whales? An orcastra"

"I went into a cafe and said, "" A crocodile sandwich and make it snappy."""

"""No degrees of separation"" - what I'll whisper to Kevin Bacon after I climb over his security fence at 3am and slip into his bed naked."

"Wind Farms..... I'm a big fan!"

"Why is chili so annoying? Because it's always Jalopeno business."

"I get nervous about DM's asking if it's me in video because: 1. I drink. 2. I sometimes dance when drunk. 3. I'm always white when I dance."

"How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents..."