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Joke of the Day
"My wife's idea of oral sex is to sit down and talk me out of it."
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"What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ? A Headphone"
"I used to be into necrophilia, S&M, and Bestiality... Then i realized i was beating a dead horse. *i'll let myself out*"
"""That chicken died for you"" - how I get my kids to eat chicken"
"Did you hear about the black guy who was shot 15 times? The police said it was the worst case of suicide they had ever seen."
"What do cannibals put in their soup? Ramen! -------- Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching."
"Join us in calling for a total ban of people. They are extremely dangerous. If you know any people, report them at once to the authorities."
"Why do traffic lights turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!"
"What did the boob say to the other? ""You're my breastfriend"" *Badumm Tits*"
"I have a phobia of German sausages... I fear the Wurst."