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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when Google Glass connects to the internet? Eye-fi."

"Difference What is the difference between an English Womans pussy and a bowling ball. If you TRY REALLY REALLY hard, you can eat a bowling ball."

"What's the difference between me and a dentist? The dentist pulls it out when it hurts."

"Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread? Well, we had to do something with the ovens."

"Why don't undertakers provide free services? That would be a dead giveaway."

"DIY - previous owners thought a bright red living room a good idea. 12 coats of heavy duty primer later... This Kilz the walls."

"What is the difference between chicken and blondes ? The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting ."

"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the local zoo."

"July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers."

"Sometimes, watching Spanish language TV is like dating. I can only understand every third word they say, but the boobs. Dios mio, the boobs!"