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Joke of the Day

"My mate said he met a prostitute who connected a battery charger to his balls. I said, ""Fucking hell, How much did she charge you?"""

"I would make an alliance of agnostics... but I'm not sure how I feel about that."

"Wifi was down so had to talk to my gf. She seems nice."

"So sad that out of 200 countries in this world,, America ranks 35th in the world in math... But at least that keeps us still in the top 10%"

"How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam? Egypt"

"What's the one thing Spider-Man can't eat? Uncle Ben's rice"

"The concept of blonde jokes are very simple. Everybody gets it, not the blondes though."

"Beware of girls like Princess Peach. She seems cool at first but she ends up in some other dude's castle far too often to be a coincidence."

"So a 70ish year old grandpa randomly walked up to me in the gym and laid this one on me: What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone? You skip them both."

"I'm not one to brag about my financial skills, but my credit card company calls me almost every day to tell me my balance is outstanding. ~ Rob DenBleyker (Cyanide & Happiness)"