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Joke of the Day
"What did one fish say to the other during the race? I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!"
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"What is similar about a twitch mod and an a reddit mod? <message deleted>"
"...I wanted to design defensive structures for the city.... as it turns out, not my Forte."
"Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."
"I take my women like i take my stairs. Two at a time."
"IF POT GETS LEGALIZED WHAT'S TO STOP SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO SMOKE A HORSE"
"American insults must be awkward in french The word douche in douchebag translates to shower"
"Did you hear that Bjork covered a Lady Gaga song? It's called ""Bjorn This Way""."
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"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob."