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Joke of the Day

"Why do feminists always complain about video games? Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them."

"I broke into a shoe store and tied the laces together on all the womens shoes. Bitches be trippin."

"If Anne hath a will, Anne Hathaway."

"What does an Australian witch ride on? A broomerang!"

"Amazon Prime is probably the least threatening of all the Transformers."

"My dad had a good idea. Sometimes when cars drive by your house they honk at you. But you can't respond. That's where House Horn comes in"

"How come Landscapers have huge loads? They are always edging."

"Learning from your own mistakes is the biggest mistake you can make. Carefully observe the stupidity of others and learn from theirs instead"

"FREEBIRD! (When you purchase a bird of equal or lesser value.)"

"A little Jewish boy asks his Jewish father for 40$... Father: 30$! what do you need 20$ for?!"