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Joke of the Day

"Why do feminists always complain about video games? Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them."

"Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel."

"Getting a snowstorm today. They said it would start around noon, it's now 12:02, so already the meteorologists were wrong."

"Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast? The game warden found out he poached his eggs!"

"""Lets put the slowest computer ever into the gas pump & make people answer 15 questions before we allow them to pump gas"" - Pump Engineers"

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell! Just take these pills - and if they don't work give me a ring!"

"If April showers bring May flowers... then May flowers bring Pilgrims."

"My masseur thinks he's naturally better than any masseuse. He's such a massagynist."

"If you are considering decorating your car for Christmas, please seek immediate mental help."

"Just one bottle of vitaminwater provides a full day's supply of unnecessary and gullible. Also, electrolytes."