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Joke of the Day
"How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach? It's not hard."
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"There was a sense of accomplishment finishing the daily newspaper. I literally have no idea when I'm supposed to stop reading the internet."
"Not to brag but my son's friend said ""Your dad looks hot"" when I was cleaning the pool. She followed with ""Is that heat stroke?"" but still."
"How do you make a little boy cry twice? (NSFW) You wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear"
"Never forget. Never forget that Americans can't even get the date the right way around. Sincerely the rest of the world on 9/11."
"Bloody Fords! How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer? They both have broken kaa's."
"Vagina jokes aren't funny... Period."
"I bet kangaroos get tired of holding all of their friend's keys and cell phones while they're at the beach."
"After placing me in charge of training new employees I can't help but question my companies' commitment to success."
"if a bee sting u, u get a lil pain but the bee dies so who really wins? ""lol im OWNING all these bees"" i say as i put my face in the beehive"