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Joke of the Day
"I had some North Korean food yesterday... The [deleted] was delicious!"
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"A coworker just asked me if I was voted most likely to take a joke literally by my high school yearbook committee... That wasn't even a real superlative. I swear, this guy..."
"Girls aren't hard to understand They don't have dicks."
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"How awesome were the 50s? None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals."
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"It's impossible to describe why u are angry at a parent without sounding like a lunatic. ""They wanted me to eat salad! Can u believe that?"""
"Paul Walker took up Zen Buddism not long before his death. . . He became one with a tree."
"Sex is like a key and a lock. If a lock can be opened by any key, it's useless. If a key can open any lock, that is a good fucking key."